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Comment by Debra C on March 25, 2010 at 10:32pm

Crossing the River

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "Lord, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! Lord gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "Lord, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof! Lord gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "Lord, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river."

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

Comment by Robyn Ahearn on March 6, 2010 at 11:36am

I hope the end of this does not offend anyone

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password..

Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed:


P...E..N..I..S

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:



PASSWORD REJECTED.
***NOT LONG ENOUGH***

Comment by Mirza Rais on February 16, 2010 at 10:44pm

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Comment by Hans Mertens on February 15, 2010 at 2:31pm

One shrink meets another and he says : Good morning"!
The other shrink wonders: "What would he mean by that"?

Take care and best regards from Holland,

Hans Mertens
www.hansmertens.nl
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Comment by Gary DeWayne Telford on February 13, 2010 at 9:13am

Thanks for the invite!!

Comment by Robyn Ahearn on February 12, 2010 at 9:22pm

great place to look to get some giggles and say to your self "what the"
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com

Comment by Debra C on September 9, 2009 at 7:24pm

Bracelet at Tiffany's

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.. As she bends over to look more closely, she lets out a fart.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional salesman in a store like Tiffany's, and greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Feeling uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price!'

Comment by Karoly Domonyi on December 25, 2008 at 11:29pm

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Comment by Tim Hall on November 25, 2008 at 6:22pm

I just joined due to a comment made by Monique. So let's give her a big shout out. I love comedy and love to laugh.

I look forward to reading more and possibly adding a story every once in a while.

Comment by Kelly Hall on November 14, 2008 at 7:48pm

This was just what I needed at just the right time! I had just finished trying to hook up the antenna to the TV (still not working, but I AM FINISHED!!!) and had thrown my hands up in defeat and screamed a few expletives! Then I sat down at the computer to do some online time and found this! Now tell me was that divine intervention or WHAT?! Since the TV is still in one piece and not "learning to fly" out the front door, I say YES!! And thank you! :)
Khaki

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